Dear Santa

I'm used to purchasing my own Christmas gifts and bringing them out to the burbs for her to give me. But this year my mom has asked me not only to purchase them, she wants me to wrap them and when she is at my house on Christmas eve she wants to watch me open them.

Does something about this just seem wrong? At least she isn't picking out my gift this year! A couple years ago she thought it would be a fun idea to get me a "surprise" gift. It ended up being a very unattractive sweater. My sister's response upon learning she had done this was, "You don't by clothes for the gays!"