After college I moved back in with my parents for a short time while I searched for a job. When I went to move out a few of my friends came over to assist. They had never met my mom but knowing that I had grown up in a somewhat affluent neighborhood they expected to find a more refined soccer mom.
Yeah right! When Gigi came waddling out of the house to check on how things were going she decided to start bossing everyone around. To this I replied, "Go back in the house crazy lady." And in her own special way she turned and yelled in the middle of our driveway, "Don't talk to me like that! I f*ckin' brought you into this world and I can take you out of it!"
Yes friends, the stories are true. I do have a crazy mother who also has a very bad potty mouth.
I totally forgot about that until now!!! Im pretty sure there was a few more exchanges like that between you & your mom before we left.
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